i'm having troubles studying. enough troubles to blog about it. enough trouble to go on the internet and find a picture of the cover of my text book.



i'm assuming i'm not alone on this one. we've all been there. the day(s) you know you need to study, but just can't. you have that feeling in your stomach, like you know unless you do some hardcore studying, you will not do well on the test. i have two of these test coming up, thursday and saturday morning. two of my more difficult classes all semester, so i really do need to buckle down here.
but i just hate it. self-discipline is a problem for me. so it's like putting a kid in a candy shop - hey austen, school's done, you don't HAVE to do anything until test days, just show up and write. so i have all this "free" time, and all the sudden the weather gods smiled upon us, it's a balmy -13 out. ahh.
that is all. enjoy your lives. i know i'm enjoying mine.

austen

On Perogies

Last night I made myself some perogies for supper. They were delicious. I know that to most of you this sounds like no big deal, but it was for me, because it was my first time ever making them! You see perogies are not really a big thing in the states- the first time I ever ate them was at CLBI. I had heard of them before that from a friend of mine who lived in Montana and I was quite excited the first time we had them- and probably every time after that.

Last year when I lived in Moorhead it was the first time I had to cook for myself and so I practically lived off of KD, frozen pizzas and leftovers. This year I have yet to purchase KD or a single frozen pizza, so I figured I would give in and by perogies, which is kind of the other typical bachelor meal- or so I hear. But man were the tasty.

j.

Bedtime Blogging- Part II

It's Tuesday night, you'd probably think Jeff would be back in Camrose, tucked in his own bed, safe and sound. Well, you'd be wrong. I'm still here- however I am leaving tomorrow for sure. Assuming the car starts. And continues to run.

I have to say I've definately enjoyed my extended stay in Saskatoon despite the frustrations. Austen and I took it nice and easy today spending some time outside in the bitter cold and enjoying a lasagna sent directly from Calgary. Watching "Back to the Future" helped pass the time and ease the stress on my relationship with Zane from the Ford dealership.



We also enjoyed the Victoria Secret Fashion show with the Buffaloberry girls. Hooray for Heidi Klum. Kudos to the Spice Girls for a stellar performance despite age and good on them for wearing comparatively modest clothing. Spice up your life! We also caught Nicola smoking pot. Only Nicola, no one else had any. She had a stash in her sock drawer. Beside her Victoria Secret underwear. POT HEAD! We tried to persuade her otherwise, but she would have none of it. In fact, she became quite aggressive. Austen has the claw marks to prove it. Strange how mind altering drugs do that to some people. Hopefully that angel of a sister Sheena won't follow in her pitiful sister's footsteps.




... the adventures continue.

j.

Good News......

the car started! however, it is currently not running and I am still in Saskatoon. I left the car running for over an hour while we had some lunch with Austen, Tabby and Heather (and Parker of course) and I'm assuming it wore the battery right out. The car died on a very busy intersection just before I attempted to turn left. Thankfully a nice gentleman in a half-ton pushed us into a parking lot. From there the tow truck took us out to the Ford dealership where the bird currently sits. They might get to it today. So the joint blogging continues for another day. Parker is overly anxious to get back home so Jim (his dad) is on his way out to pick him up and drive back tonight! Yowsers.

On a lighter note, Austen is now done school (besides finals). Happiness abounds. So now we eat drink and be merry for tomorrow I leave- supposedly.

We are waiting patiently (t minus 33 minutes) for Arrested Development to come on the TV. Now, I love the Office, it's incredible, but A.D. is the funniest show of all time hands down. Watch it. Now. From the beginning.

j.

bedtime blogging

2 posts in one day!

It's 11:30 here, and Jeff and I are lounging in bed. you may ask yourself, "how is this possible? I thought Jeff was going home to camrose tongiht? Won't he miss school? and Dean?" Well friends, the answer is yes, he will miss school, and work. Unfortunately the bird (his car) which has remained moderately faithful for 5ish years, refused to start for hours, despite the best efforts of many smart men, including CAA. SO... jeff and parker's trip home has been postponed indefinitely... perhpas they will never return. okay that's not entirely true, they are going home tomorrow, car and all. thanks to some quick thinking by our elders, we acquired a battery charger, and things are looking up!

Jeff is thankful for one more night of sweet, luscious pillow talk with austen, and parker is thankful that he doesn't have to work in the bitter cold tomorrow.

prayers for continued smooth starts, and safe travels until the new '03 malibu is in service are greatly appreciated. tax deductible donations can be made to the continuing adventures of Jeff and Austen LTD. Cheques payable to Jeff Rogness.

good night.

Yankee Bayonet

so. here we are together again in Saskatoon. it's been a lovely weekend full of coffee, cigarettes and beer. and fellowship. it's Sunday afternoon and Austen and I doing what we do best, we are where everyone should be on a Sunday afternoon, in bed.

You all missed an exceptional first Sunday in Advent service at Augustana Lutheran Church.

The trip out was fine except a slight delay in Battleford when the bird didn't feel like starting again. Luckily a nice young man was willing to give Parker and myself a charge and we were on our way. Friday we stayed in and enjoyed a very nice sheesha session with one miss tabitha (sister silva, if you will) and Kjel. It extended late into the night.

Saturday involved brunch at Olympia (a staple of this group) and a viewing of "Across the Universe" which is so incredible words fail to give it proper adoration. Everyone (Heather, Tabby, Parker, Jeff and Austen) would say that the first part of the day was most satisfactory. After an insightful, thought provoking and intimate chat with Auntie Noella we (Parker, Jeff, Austen) had a little supper at the Freehouse and headed out to Winston's for a few rounds (finding Graham, Tabby and Heather- also Aeden Chan). We found ourselves at the girls' house for quite some time before returning home for some much needed pillow talk.

And after church and nutricious lunch at Wendy's here we are. loving life until we are separated once again. The weekend was superb and it sucks for you if you weren't a part of it. maybe next go around.

I love blogging. I don't know why I ever stopped.

As you can see, without Jeff, this would probably never have happened. That's how it is with a lot of things in my life and Jeff. If he wasn't there to remind me or spur me on to do things, they wouldn't get done. ever. It makes my life a lot harder when we aren't "together". Camrose is bearable, but i can't really do much further than that without becoming a trainwreck.

I would like to point out the amount of contractions i'm using. i'm a big fan. i've been writing so many "professional" essays that i've lost the joy of using them. therefore in this "unprofessional" blog i shall contract.

something out of character for me is to stay up really late and finish papers. this is not to be confused with procrastinating, which is not out of character for me. i usually procrastinate pretty bad, but get shit done with some time to spare. but at the end of this semester i had 3 big papers due in 2 weeks, and for whatever reason, i was up till 5 in the morning finishing two of them, and 2am for the other. anyhow, last night was a late one, so here i am at school running on two hours of sleep. feels good. BUT i handed in my last paper, so i do feel fine.

jeff and parker are coming to visit this weekend, if you're in saskatoon you better check them out, this doesn't happen every day!

tell everyone to read our blog again!

austen

It's Been A Long Cold, Lonely Winter

Not really, but we haven't posted in a really long time and now I am posting just for the sake of posting. And also to SHOCK anyone who still looks at this blog.

So what's happened since June? I've moved to Camrose and Austen has moved back to Saskatoon. Pretty exciting.

Here is something that is really exciting: IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!

Parker just said "fluff." - Ask Austen what that means.

Go Get It

Yesterday Ryan Adams' new CD came out. I purchased it and it is wonderful. I am probably biased because I'm a big fan, but the record is really terrific. Definately his best since Heartbreaker, which came out in 2000. So go out and buy it.

j.r.

Birthday........... Golden Style

Today (it's past midnight in MN) is Austen's 21st birthday. I've only been blessed to know the man for about 3 or so of those 21, but I'm glad I've gotten that many. They've been quality. So in honor of the big day I rustled up all the pictures I could find of the guy.... I wish I knew enough about computers to make them into a nice little slideshow to put on here, but instead this post will just look really long. Happy Birthday, buddy.

It's Monday, I guess

Here. I think it's histarical. Hopefully someone else will too.

Bragging Time

As most of you know, I'm an uncle. My brother Kevin and his wife Brooke had their first child back in October, Harrison. Harrison is smiley and chubby and I swear there is not a picture of him where is mouth is closed. (and there is LOTS of pictures of this kid) Now, I'm the youngest so I was fairly used to a lot of attention and once Harrison came along the attention did shift quite dramatically (get ready, Heather), but I have learned to cope with it. This picture was taken today, he's looking up at my mom's mom.

it was only a matter of time

as some of you know, i (austen) am occasionaly known to make boarderline racist comments. i assure all of you i am most certainly not racist. i totally believe in treating everyone equally, and i am just as down on whites as any other group. i often make a lot of these comments when i am with tabitha, naturally because of the color of her skin. (i suppose this is sounding worse and worse if you are not on the inside track with tabitha and mines relationship. - i assure you it is all in good taste and no feelings are hurt. ever. too badly.) anyway, she is always telling me that "one of these days you are going to get yourself in trouble!" the following story is that day:
Graham and Chad stopped over last night on their way to south america. me being the good host i am, gave them Chili, showed them a good time, and gave them a bed to sleep in. (this is of course in calgary - so really when i say i did all that i mean my mom) so i took them downtown to Eu Claire market to look around. after we were finished, we all three had to pee. after we had done the deed, and were washing at the sink, i said to Graham - "I told you it's all Asians who work there!" refering to the previous store which is called Emilios, but is in fact run by asains. immediately following the utterance of these words, an asain came out of one of the stalls. as soon as i heard the door open - without looking i knew it was an asain. it was too perfect a situation for it not to be. i looked down at my hands, and caught him out of the corner of my eye - asian! not only asian, but asian gang looking - scary. i tried to play it off to graham by saying something quiter like, "ya, it must have been his brother" or some none sense, in a vain effort to throw him off. needless to say we made a quick exit before he could call his counterparts.

Dodged a bullet there, eh tabby!? - austen

Things That Don't Suck on a Day That Typically Sucks

As you may or may not know, or at least have been able to gather by the URL Austen and I (Jeff) enjoy Dairy Queen and the blizzards it never ceases to supply us with. The other day I indulged in the Kit Kat blizzard. Now, it should be made known that America has several blizzard options that Canada does not have and vise versa. So, I don't know if the Kit Kat variety is available above the border, but if it is, go to a Dairy Queen today, get one and reward yourself because it's Monday.

comical mondays

ahaha. One cannot help but laugh at this. If you haven't seen the original video, you should check it out, but even if you haven't this is still really good. Suck It BEP! haha.

p.s. avey good idea about the different colored text depending on who is writing... NOT!
AUSTEN

Crazy Cathy

Does anyone remember (during our first year) when Heather would be like, "Where's Cathy? Has anybody seen her? Carolyn, I think we forgot Cathy." I do. And I thought it was pretty funny. But good news, I found her!

As some of you may know, instead of getting a real job this semester I started teaching guitar. I have two students, one of whom is my cousin's son and they live in Rothsay which is about a half an hour away. So every Monday I drive out there and they feed me, pay me and give me leftovers, it's a pretty sweet deal. One particular Monday, a couple of weeks ago (the 2nd) I had to haul ass back to Moorhead because I was going to do a lesson for my other student at like 7ish. So I'm getting on the interstate to go back to Moorhead when I see this lady walking up the on-ramp. I always feel bad when I pass people who are stranded on the side of the road because I typically have time to help but once I notice them I'm always too far along to go back and help them- so I figured this was my golden opportunity to help someone. After confirming there was nobody right behind me I backed up the on-ramp and asked this lady if she needed some help and she asked me if I was going to Fargo, and indeed I was (Fargo- Moorhead it's like the same place) ANYWAYS, she hops in and away we go. This lady is wearing like a jean-jacket and jeans and shoes with no socks- no mitts, no toque. It wasn't at all warm probably like 5ish, and the next day it snowed a whole bunch. So on our trip back we talked a little bit and apparently this lady, Cathy, is just a vagabond. Travels around, no home, just does whatever. What I didn't understand is that she had already been in Fargo that morning, and had forgotten her luggage and now needed to go back and get it- so I don't know how she got to where I picked her up. Anyways, I brought her out to the Petro station and offered her the lasagna that my cousin had given me, but she passed because she had given up meat for lent, but she did take one of the monster cookies. I prayed for her and then away she went, she said she was headed back to the west coast.

Wild.

the playlist

i have a 10 day break from exams. i use the term break loosely, as it is not really a break, but i do not actually have any exams in that time. so i want to do something i've been wanting do to for sometime, but its just been too dang busy, dang it. so jeff and i are music lovers and wish to impose our beliefs on you. so every once and a while, hopefully semi-regularily, we want to post what we are listening to, a "playlist" if you will.

1. Angelsea - Cat Stevens
2. Slow Cheetah - Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Store Bought Bones - The Raconteurs
4. What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake (no judgement)
5. Lord let your glory fall - Matt Redman
6. Ana Molly - Incubus
7. Luscious life - Patrick Watson
8. Comin' home - city and colour
9. This is why i'm hot - M.I.M.S.
10. paranoid android - Radiohead

now go listen to them, dang it.
austen

Martin Sexton

Wow. I just got back from an INCREDIBLE concert. Martin Sexton, he's this singer-songwriter type, with a rockin' voice and a talent for storytelling. I only knew about five songs of his before the show, but it did not matter. He just rocks. It was such a fun show- and he covered Johnny Cash- so you got to love that.

Go to the link and listen to "Glory Bound."

grammar

I want to start this off by saying i am no english major, nor do i have a handle on the english language. BUT, it does drive me crazy when people are sloppy. This is something that Jeffrey and I have spent many a time bitching about. Yes, it can sometimes be confusing as to when one should use its or it's, your or you're, they're/their/there, accept or except. But if you are planning on paying a lot of money for a big sign for your car dealership in Wetaskawin, get it right



When Jeff and I drove by this we nearly lost our lunch. we also felt is was a great opportunity to show how dumb Wetaskawin is (sorry marina).
ausTen

This Band is Crazy

Meet the Avett Brothers. They play "metal-folk" or something. I love it.

Go to the site, press stop and scroll down to the first video, "Talk of Indolence." It will blow your mind.

Also, I saw "Grindhouse" last night, it was.........wow...... it was amazing.


j.r.

is it monday already?

cause i forgot it was, so this post is a little late. but this will make up for it, oh my it is funny. happy monday everyone
ausTen

Winter Blues

I understand that all of you in Saskatoon got an unreal amount of snow this year. And I'm under the impression that most of it is still around. However, the real beauty of winter in glorious prairies where we all reside is the unpredictability.

When I returned to Minnesota after my holiday to Canada, I was surprised to see that virtually all the snow was gone. This was of course quite pleasant and the temperatures were accordingly warm and very nice- I even busted out the vest for most of the first couple weeks of class. Last Monday it was 81 (about 25C) in Minneapolis, now we are covered in about 6 inches of snow. I absolutely hated my life when I walked to school this morning.

It started Sunday when it snowed most of the day, but that all pretty much melted yesterday. Today it came back with a vengeance. AND my window was open last night, so now I can't close it all the way. We didn't get a white Christmas, so we'll have to settle for a white Easter.

j

Funny Mondays (seriously, I'll take suggestions on a title)

Here's something to make your week lighter

bookmark CLBI if you haven't already

Just thought everyone should check out the new and improved CLBI site... No big deal

Funny Mondays (title needs work)

It is our goal here at "The Continuing adventures of Jeff and Austen" to make your day brighter. And since Mondays typically suck, it is of extreme importance to us to get you through the first day back from the weekend. We want to try and make your Mondays better by sharing a funny anecdote or perhaps a comical video with you. We do not promise to be 100% punctual or consistent, but we will sure try. So hopefully this little story from my weekend will make your chuckle.

This past weekend I (Jeff) was at Pracs Institute to test some drug that is in the experimental stage having to do with blockage in the blood vessels or something. Basically I got paid a lot of money to eat, sleep, watch movies, do my homework and get my blood drawn a bunch of times. They do tell us about some side effects we may encounter including: heart failure, inability to sleep, sleepiness, tooth ache, the list goes on, big deal. But what they don't tell us about is the dumb asses we have to put up with. We are divided up into to sleeping rooms that are very large and have like 15 bunk beds, and the guys that were next to me had brought a TV, PS2, some games a movie- which is fine, whatever. They were so annoying. The one guy had this voice that drove me up the wall and he complained nonstop and kept swearing at his video game the whole time because he sucked at it. I was like, "Buddy, if you suck so bad, just quit, are you retarded?" I didn't really say that of course, but if I had......... And apparently they rented the Prestige or the Illusionist or both, which I've heard are good, haven't seen them myself, some sort of magician movies or something. So the same genius that's telling his game to f- off asks one of his friends, "Was the magic in the Illusionist real?" I about jumped off my bad and slapped him in face. REAL MAGIC? It's a movie! Wow. I sometimes can't believe how dumb people are. And that was today's funny story. Thanks for reading.

computer woes

let me start off by saying that i (Austen) have a 10 page paper i should be doing instead of this. but i feel guilty for starting a blog, and not blogging regularily. thats weird. funny story as to why i am writing this paper now:
when Jeff came to visit, i neglected my studies, big deal. i knew i had some papers to do, but i THOUGHT they were all due at the end of the month, like 27th-ish. which is true for 2 out of 3. unfortunately i misread the 1o page research paper due date, it was due on tuesday the 22nd. so i had to ask for an extension and write it in 2 days. not too bad since i had the research mostly done, just needed to throw it together. worked tuesday for a bit, and then left the rest till wednesday night. i really got going, and was in the zone. you know when you are writing, and its just going good? i was there. decided to take a little break, have some food. saved the paper. saw that there were some updates to do, so i clicked "ok". when they were done, it said i needed to restart, no big deal, this is common. unfortunately for me, that would be the last time that night my computer worked. after i hit "restart" it did not restart. in fact it would go to the first "loading page" where the circle spins, and that is all. i spent two hours in vain trying to figure out why it would not go. you can imagine my anxiety level at this point. the phrase, "is this actually happening to me?" floated through my head a lot that night. finally i called it a night. the next morning (this morning), i took it into the campus computer store, and 8 hours later, fixed! they said that i shouldn't have left programs running while updating. whatever. point of the story - don't buy a mac! JUST KIDDING, do buy a mac, but don't be a dumbass like me. the whole reason i bought a mac is because i thought they were crash proof. little did i know i could make it crash, good on ya austen.

Debut

So I (Jeff) have been in Canada now over a week. I'm leaving in about eight hours (because it's late) and Austen and I decided we better get this blog up and running so that we can join the cool kids club.

Hopefullly we will keep this blog updated fairly regularly despite the vast (land) distance between us. Please bear with us as we are rookies in the blog world and are still "learning the ropes" of blogging etiquette.

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Jeff and Austen

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